Yknow, it almost seems that I was here about a year ago, to relay some sort of story, and in the process tell you something important. Now when I say important, I mean important to me; cause since this is my site, if you thought its important or not doesnt matter.

Well. as I did 365 or some odd days ago, and another 365 before that, I am here to tell you how a certain Ms Jennifer Hart has continued to put up with my crap for some unknown reason. And, not only has she put up with it for this long, but as many know, she agreed around 360 days ago to put up with my crap for a long long time as Mrs Jennifer Fellows.

Now I know what a lot of are thinking, or I can at least guess what a lot, if not all, of you are thinking... which is "What is she thinking?" Well, I cant really tell you what shes thinking, cause as I said last year around this time, Im not a goddamn mind reader. Youd think I might get better at that, as the years go along, but I just cant get the knack of it.

Im guessing her agreeing to marry me is along the lines of a glutton for punishment or constant source of stress kind of thing, cause she certainly isnt dating me for the money.

Whatever the reason, today marks three years she has decided Im somehow worth it, and I love her for it, cause shes made so many pieces of my life better, even in ways I didnt see coming, which is never a bad thing.

I mean, cmon now, she has to very important to me, to willingly drag me out of this wasteland that is my posting frequency. That alone should give you some idea of what this day means.

Happy 3-Year Anniversary baby! Im still hoping someday I will figure out how I deserve you, but until then, I will enjoy this year and all those to follow.

No no no, thats all wrong; my dog didnt eat my homework. What I meant to say was my cat stole my house key. Thats right, that was it.

Oddly enough thats not a lame excuse I would try and give my teacher or anything, Jenn and I's cat Dmitri (aka The Little Bastard) took it upon himself to go somewhere he shouldnt be, namely the dresser I keep my wallet and stuff on, and proceeded to steal the key to the house, I so dumbly left there.

I had taken the key off my keyring, so I could go start my car and still lock up the house; since my car keys and the house key were on the same ring.

Now dont get me wrong, Im not just blaming the cat for this; since I am the dumbass who left the key there. On top of that, Im the dumbass that, after just setting the key down on the dresser, thought to myself "I should probably go put this back on my ring, since the cat will probably do what he does with almost everything else I leave here." Add to that, "I should probably go do this now too, cause I will probably forget to do it later."

Now do you think I listened to myself? If you answered no, you know me pretty well and made an educated guess. If you guessed no... you either dont know me, were trying to give me the benefit of the doubt, or are a dumbass the same as me.

Anyway, I went through the rest of the night without even thinking about the key I left on the dresser. In fact, I didnt even think about it much the next morning either... until, of course, I went to leave the house, looked down at my keyring and said "Motherf..." So, I ran upstair, already dreading what I figured was already true... key was nowhere in sight.

I looked on the floor, under and behind the dresser, in our office, down in the basement... all the places I could think of where our cat takes the shit he steals. I checked all those places and nothing. So I had to call Jenn, and tell her about it and see if she thought just locking the backdoor without the deadbolt was gonna be ok.

Turns out, after closer examination, my key was actually under the bed. I looked under the bed, but not long enough to really see it, since I was already gonne be late for work.

So, now my house key is safely back on my keyring; and on the detachable clip I have as well, so I can now safely go out (or send Jenn out) to start my car and still be able to lock up the house.

Cats still a little bastard though, regardless.

Wow, in the midst of waiting for my head to stop spinning, I almost completely forgot to wish everyone a Merry Christmas yesterday.

So... Merry Christmas yesterday!

Id go into everything I got and gave, but its a little late and it would take too long to write, giving me almost no time before bed to go play some XBox tonight. I do have my priorities, you know.

I will summarize it all by saying it was a very good Christmas. Jenn and I had a good day surrounded by family, friends and the new house we bought a few weeks ago.

The house is a little unfurnished in these photos, but I will hopefully have a new Picturejournal up with a tour of the house as it is now, pretty soon.

In the meantime, I want to say Happy Holidays to everyone!