Habitualchaos

So, ever since the 4th of last month, when I informed everyone about Jenn and I moving into a new apartment... the move is pretty much complete and we are very much happier here than our old place. I would have updated you all with everything as it happened, but I didnt, and theres nothing I can do about that now... except to fill you in now, which Im not gonna do, so essentially theres nothing Im gonna do about it now.

I mean, cmon now... if I havent even updated either my videos or my picturejournal since two years ago, do you really think Im gonna pull some motivation outta my ass and actually update you on the happenings here. Its not like Ive got some space on the Internet where I write about my different experiences or anything... something like that would be pretty nifty though.

I will, at least, update you all with a picture, someday of course. Jenn has been practically begging me to update everyone, to assure all of you our place doesnt look like that old pic anymore. I even took it down, just so not to remind you all what our new place did look like.

So with our new place came a nice patio; much more spacious than the concrete slab we had before. Its still a concrete slab, just a bigger one with a lot more room. We have a couple decorations around our more spacious concrete slab, one of which is a tall hanging bird feeder.

Now either this feeder didnt get a lot of attention where we stayed before, or I just didnt notice it... because the other day Jenn and I looked outside and the feeder was certainly getting a lot of attention. Not only were all 5 perches on the thing occupied, but there were 5-6 birds on the ground grabbing everything the other birds were throwing all over the place; including our more spacious concrete slab.

Now I thought Jenn and I's three birds were messy when they ate... but looking at, what was the day before, our neatly swept, more spacious concrete slab just made what our birds throw around look like not so much.

Just watching them makes me wanna grab a spare garbage can lid and bolt it to the bottom of the feeder, just so we could collect all the seed falling everywhere; and put it back in the feeder... since in the past couple days, Jenn has refilled that thing two or three times.

Either that, or next time we could just join in the apparent food fight.

Did you know today is a holiday? I bet you didnt, cause right now youre probably scratching your head, looking at your calendar and searching for the little type under the date to tell you what holiday it is. I hate to tell you, though, there isnt gonna be any type or reminder on your calendar. There is on mine, but thats because you dont have access to the information I have.

Wanna know what holiday this is? Im sure you do. Problem is, Im not gonna tell you right here. You are just gonna have to wait till I start typing the next paragraph before you will find out what holiday today is. And who knows when Im gonna start typing that next paragraph? Is it now? Nope. How bout now? Nuh-uh. Maybe... now? I cant really say, but Im running out of ideas to stall, so I guess it will be... now.

Today just happens to be my lovely girlfriend Jenns 25th birthday! Yep, thats what today is... thats what you waited all this time for. And you cant tell me it wasnt worth it, because if you do I will have no choice but to think very very badly of you. And just ask my sisters ex-husband what happens to people I think very very badly of?! Nothing really, except me speaking badly about whomever on a regular basis; but back to the point, Jenns birthday.

Yes, friends... 25 years and probably 9-10 months ago, Jenns mom thought she would try her best to help me end my almost 31 year battle with not being able to date her daughter. I thank her for that, because if she hadnt been worried about the well being of someone she wouldnt even meet for another, roughly, 23 years, I wouldnt be hear typing this post about Jenns birthday and how lucky I am to have her around.

I am, however, looking forward to many many more years of opening up a browser, and fully urtilizing my extraordinary two-fingered typing ability (you didnt think I was gonna say typing, did you?) to spread the good message of the day of your birth to all who probably dont even read this anymore; because I prolly lost my audience from being a lazy tard and not updating very often.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!