Habitualchaos

Well here we are, one day short of the last time I was here and brought this subject to your attention. Today is actually the correct day, as I was a day late for circumstances out my control last year; but I am here nonetheless.

What were those circumstances? Well Im glad you asked, but unfortunately youre just gonna have to either be disappointed or read my post from April 17th of last year; cause Im not going into any detail.

Now back to today, before you so rudely interupted and asked me what circumstances prevented me from mentioning this on the correct day last year: Today marks the 730th day I have called Jennifer Hart my girlfriend, or for those of you who want to be technical, its our two year anniversary.

No, that is not a joke, its the honest to God truth... she has, in fact, put up with my shit for 2 years; or 730 days for those of you who arent so freaking technical; or 17,520 hours for those of you who wanna be a pain in the ass.

How does she do it? I have no idea! What am I, a mind reader? Youd have to ask her that.

Now back to what I was talking about, before you interupted me again with a dumb question: our two year anniversary.

It has been a wonderful two years and I am looking forward to all those to come. Ive experienced many things, have grown up a little (just a little), have learned the finer points of discreet gas release and been loved by a wonderful person who I dont deserve sometimes.

Congratulations baby, youve beaten all the others there have been (those two) by a year and 11 months. I probably should have congratulated you when you lasted twice as long as any others, which would have been the two month, not two year mark; but hey, better late than never, huh?

I love you baby! Happy Anniversary!

Well, after a week spent basking in the sun, occasional rain, neverending parade of European Speedos, broken English, TV watching and just general vacation-like activities in Punta Cana; and a slightly busy weekend after arriving home, I am finally here, ready to tell everyone about it.

Actually, there isnt a lot I could say that my brand-new (yes, much sooner than you expected) Punta Cana Picturejournal wouldnt tell you better visually; so go there, so I dont have to tell you everything.

The biggest news out of our trip last week is, as a lot of you know already, when I asked Ms. Jennifer Hart, my lovely girlfriend of two years, to officially put up with my crap for a long, long time; or to those who need it spelled out... I asked her to spend the rest of her life with me, as my wife. She, of course, relunctantly accepted and now I am officially off the market ladies.

Not that proclaiming it here would matter, considering my female audience or that it really mattered when I was still on the market; but its just the principle of the thing, so just go along with it.

I did a very good job of hiding the fact I was going to ask; a fact she didnt think I could pull off without her knowing or me ruining it, but I did and completely surprised her. The happiness in her face, as she teared up a little made all of the waiting worthwhile, as she accepted to someday become Mrs. Jennifer Fellows.

I dont think it has completely sunk in for me yet, but I am happy. Its taken a long time to get to this point, and I admit somedays I wasnt even sure I would get here; but I am here and it feels damn good.

A lot of things have fallen into place in the last couple years, and I can really say that in all the aspects of my life that matter, I am finally happy. Theres no dark cloud, theres no walking with my face down, theres no being professionally miserable, theres no emptiness, theres no a lot of things; and its all wonderful.

Oh yeah, and the trip was great too!