Presents, presents and a couple more presents

Yeah yeah, I know I said Id be back the other day and update everyone on what I got and gave for Christmas, but as usual I didnt think about it until now… and of course, this is my damn site so I get to ignore it and by that get to irritate whomever I want.
So you wanna know huh? You really wanna know? Well its good you stopped by when you did cause thats why I stopped by too. So, on with it.
What I got

  • a very nice pair of nornal slippers from Jenn (besides the open-heel Family Guy Evil Monkey slippers I already have), to keep my feet warm
  • a nice shirt from Kohls from Jenn, that I will have to take it back cause even in an XL its a little too snug; but was bought to fit better since my weight loss has made some of my old stuff kinda baggy
  • a freakin’ sweet Harmony Universal Remote, from Jenn, that takes us from four remotes to one. I highly recommend one!
  • a nice pair of normal everyday gloves, from Jenn, that I can use for normal stuff like shoveling and snowball fights
  • a nice pair of leather gloves, from my Mom, that are meant more for driving and going out, and letting OJ borrow if he needs them
  • a $50 gift card to Kohls, from my mom, so I can buy even more stuff that will fit my slightly lesser fat-ass better
  • a $20 gift card to GamStop, from my brother-in-law Josh, so I can continue to feed my addiction to video games
  • A nice pair of new jeans and a cool zip-up sweathshirt kinda thing, from my in-laws Kathy and Kenny, to also give me some new stuff that fits better
  • and finally (even though Im sure I forgot something), a sweet Jawbone headset, from Jenn, so I can look like one of them crazy people talking to themselves when you look at me from one side

What we (me and Jenn) got

  • Jenn and I got a sweet Sony portable DVD Player, from her parents, in a possible attempt to make me suffer more on a plane maybe… but more than likely cause its cool
  • Jenn and I also got a very nice Black & Decker coffee maker from her parents too

What I gave to Jenn

  • some Browns ear-muff kinda things from Kohls, that we took back cause even I agree they feel weird when you wear them
  • to continue with the Browns theme, I also got her a nice pink Browns jersey, so she can show her team spirit and still be girly… which is convenient since she is one
  • a pretty cool Venturer under-the-cabinet TV/DVD Player for the kitchen
  • a nice Blueant Supertooth Lite speakerphone for her car… cause shes not as big a fan of headsets as I am
  • and finally, and even more awesomely (yeah thats a word now) a niftym but admittedly odd pair of pink leopard-print footie pajamas… yes you read that right, and if youre wondering, she loves them

What we gave

  • we got my Mom a nice silver necklace to go with her earrings, since according to her she had a bunch of silver earrings but no necklaces to go with them, but had some gold necklaces but no gold earrings for those
  • my Dad got a nice small radio with an iPod hookup for his office at work, since his desk was a little bare
  • my sister got a nice digital photo frame
  • All my sisters munchkins, all got various Nintendo DS games, and what better gift from game-addicted Uncle Jasey and his ever-patient wife Aunt Jenn
  • we got Jenns Dad got an outdoor weather station thingy and some jeans
  • Jenns Mom got a nice coat from Burlington Coat Factory
  • Jenns brother, Josh, got a double-ended, Batarang shaped Batman knife to feed his obsession with anything Batman… and a pair of 28×32 (yeah, 28) jeans
  • we got Jenns sister a flat-iron, cause women always need flat-irons, and small stereo for her room
  • Starr got a nice pink Hello Kitty bag, that she remembered and reminded us about since the day Jenn bought it on Black Friday… while her sister Katlyn got some various toys she could play with and stick in her mouth

Im actually kinda winded from typing all that, but I think I got everything. Even if I didnt, it wouldnt be surprise so at least it isnt something you didnt expect anyway.
This concludes my two-days late “What I got and gave” list for this year… please tune in next year, around this time for another installment, that will most likely be later than you expected.

Happy Holi… screw that, Merry Christmas!

Just wanted to stop by and wish everyone a very Merry Christmas! I hope everyone had a very safe, fun and possbily alcohol-filled holiday. The alcohol-filled part isnt a requirement, but depending on your family… it can always help!
Of course there are varying degrees of alcohol-filled depending on whether you wanna drown your family out completely or just take the edge off of them, but either way I still hope everyones was safe and fun!
I will be back tomorrow (yes as hard as is it to believe, I will) to tell everyone about our holiday… and of course share what I got and gave. Til then, down another drink and screw that Happy Holidays crap… Merry Christmas everyone!